Come say hi to to the Not Yo Mama ladies at the 2nd Annual 4th St. Chili Cook-off, at Parlay Studios in Downtown Jersey City.
Heartburn never felt soOo good! AND, you lucky jerks, the shenanigans start promptly at 2:00 PM.
Looking for something to cool your mouth??? Well, look elsewhere… We’ve gotten in the chili spirit, and will be selling FIERY CHOCOLATE BROWNIE BOMBS. For the LESS adventurous, (why are you going?), we’ll have that old standby: the chocolate chip cookie made with real butter, or Parkay – just like yo mama wishes you’d learned how to make….while she was slaving over that hot stove for your porky little belly!
AND WE’LL BE DOING A RAFFLE!! – Guess the amount of Rolaids in the fancy jar*, and WIN!!!…
that many Rolaids!!!
*FINEish PRINT…..(sub generic brand name here…and does not include fancy jar, so BYOJ).